How I Make your Brand Look Good on Paper*
(*disclaimer: my work is not restricted to physical paper)
My Skillset
Research, Research, Research
Since my high school days, I have known what makes for a great piece of writing. Research is the base from which any competent rhetorical argument, informational article, or sales pitch is rooted. I strive to ensure my works are rooted deep into the ground. Be prepared for questions, because I wanna know it all!
Thorough Composition
I painstakingly tweak my text until it suits the brand’s theme and aesthetic, while keeping functionality at the forefront. I have a deep understanding of the connotations of a given word and each of its synonyms, avoid run-on sentences, and leave just enough intrigue to entice the customer to explore further. No redundancy, no bland copy, yes sales!
Moving at Your Speed
I love to collaborate. Bouncing off ideas with others is one of life’s greatest pleasures for me. Whatever we do, I want to ensure it’s exactly what will whip up interest, while still preserving what makes your vision.
Let my Work Speak For Itself
Editing
As a wee college student and thereafter, I’ve loved to edit the compositions of my comrades. It’s exciting to examine the writing process of others, and work to improve their structure, grammar, word choice, and clean up typos! Fret not, everyone makes mistakes, and you’ll get no judgment from me!
Articles & Blog Posts (as contributor or ghost)
From the editorial to the informational, I am prepared to help your site by contributing great content, leaving no stone unturned! Is the subject matter something I haven’t mentioned on here? No problem, you can still count on me to dive right in! This is vital not only for ad revenue, but for business as well: blog posts contribute to building trust with your patrons by demonstrating your understanding and enthusiasm for your craft.
Web Content & Copywriting
I consider the lives of your prime demographics, so that I can both pique their curiosity and alleviate their fear of “buyer’s remorse.” I know how savvy the clients and customers of today are, when it comes to marketing. That’s why I aim to break new ground and freshen up tried-and-true techniques wherever I can. E-mail blasts, press releases, whatever you need to get the wheels spinning!
A la Carte
Given that I am a writer, I’m an incredible generalist, so if there’s something more specific you have in mind, I am open to any proposals. And always remember, my services are not restricted to the internet! If you need help with things like packaging, signs/billboards, or good ol’ fashioned flyers, I am your man!
What Gets Me Going
I take pride in the time I’ve taken to learn just enough of everything to impress women at cocktail parties…
Kidding! Here’s what engages me:
- Writing and literature (shocker)
- Business
- Travel
- Technology
- Food
- Real Estate
- History
- Journalism
- Personal Finance
- Sports (traditional and non-traditional)
- Music
- Politics and Religion (just not at family gatherings)
So, shall we dance?
I’m ready whenever you are. If you’re at this point in the pitch, I thank you for your time. If you’re interested in working with me, here’s some pertinent info:
- Unsure? Consult me with the job: If you’re feeling on the fence, no worries! Go ahead and leave me a brief message outlining what you think I can help you with.
- Please have a timetable in mind beforehand: This will make both our lives so much easier.
- 21-day free revision: That’s right! Not fully satisfied and need me to work out the kinks? My pleasure! I sleep easier when I know it was a job well done!
- Prices negotiable: Every job is different, and depending on what we’d be working with, I may have to put in more effort per paragraph. No crazy haggling; just a fair price!